Squeak Does the Wash (more or less)

So,

I sat down to take an innocent little bath

and the Big-Two-Legged-One suggested

that I do her laundry!

Well, I just can't tolerate such disrespect for my dignity --

I, on the other hand,

think Ol' Fluffy

should just get into that machine,

and then I'll turn it on!

Yeah, in your dreams --

This is a new contraption

for the BTLO

to have in the house,

and we've both contemplated

getting into it,

but in this place,

ya' gotta watch your back --

Hope you're well!

with love

from 

Pişi and Squeak