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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Post Haircut Squeak

psst, 


something's going on here.

It appears old Fluffy went and did it again:

she went and got a hair cut.

It ALWAYS freaks me out:

she leaves all fluffy and stinky,

and comes back smelling a little bit 

like an old lady after her bath,

and looking like this:


It's really freaky!
I mean, seriously, now

look at that tail--




I'm telling you, it's just weird.
And it always freaks me out!


The way I (Miss Squeak, aka: Beyaz)  look at it is this:

When I get into one of these boxes,
I end up in
one of three places:
1. the vets -- haven't been there for awhile, thank godness!
2.  The BTLO's mother's house, which I also call
"Kitty Nirvana."  it has the most awesome
screened in back porch
3.  the hairdresser.

Today, it was the hairdresser.
And I LOVE the hairdresser.

If only because, once I get home,

ol' Pişi is scared of me
for at least 36 hours,
and I get the entire house
to myself!

What else could a girl ask for?
Except, perhaps
that nice piece of mahi mahi 
the BTLO ate for dinner --



 (In the meantime, I'm just going to stay in here,
with the plants. . . .)

5 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Enjoy your power while it lasts, Miss Squeak! And Pisi, you are a silly cat!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You get HAIRCUTS? Wow, who knew I was missing out? Do they let you keep your old furs afterwards? I mean, your mom could make you a nice pillow or sumfing that might smell really, really good!

Kea said...

We like your haircut! Yes, enjoy your power while you have it. MOL!

-Fuzzy Tales

Katnip Lounge said...

Squeak! You are lovely in your summer furdo! Enjoy the house, heh heh.

Makropoulos said...

Squeak says thanks to all! It took ol' Pisi two days to get over her fear of the shaved kitty; just tonight she started walking around again!