No matter what anyone tells her,
Squeak's having a real hard time with the message:
"girlfriend, you've got to lose weight."
She tries to hide, so we won't keeping chiding her,
but no matter where she goes, we find her.
Her expansive girth has become
even more apparent since her summer haircut:
So,
she's on a diet.
At her last visit, she'd weighed in just around 19 pounds.
Our current goal: to lose two of them.
After we do that, we'll try to lose two more.
Wish us all luck! Squeak's favorite hobby, after all,
is eating.